The Inglourious Basterds star Brad Pitt gave some funny-interesting tips on cell phone and online etiquette on the latest issue of Wired magazine (August 2009).
Here's some highlights via ET.
On Ashton Kutcher tweeting a picture of wife Demi Moore’s butt: “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”
On lying about the money you make on your online dating profile: “Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”
On talking on the phone while taking a whiz: “No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”
For more info, visit Wired.
[Photo: Dan Winters]
Here's some highlights via ET.
On Ashton Kutcher tweeting a picture of wife Demi Moore’s butt: “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”
On lying about the money you make on your online dating profile: “Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”
On talking on the phone while taking a whiz: “No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”
For more info, visit Wired.
[Photo: Dan Winters]
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