After 23 years of dating, David Letterman married longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko and he gave his “Top Ten Reasons I Got Married.”
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.
5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.
USA TODAY's Arienne Thompson also came up with The Top 10 Reasons Dave Got Hitched. Checkout the list below...
10. Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore and Julia Roberts were taken.
9. Needed second income after disastrous Bernie Madoff investment.
8. Felt the timing was right after sitting through repeated showings of I Love You, Man.
7. Was hoping Anoop 'Dogg' Desai would sing On The Wings Of Love during the ceremony.
6. Refused to be outdone by "antiques" Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis.
5. Got tired of signing permission slips "Baby Daddy."
4. Oprah agreed to officiate.
3. Was sick of kissing bandleader Paul Shaffer at the office Christmas party.
2. Wanted to be able to blame "the wife" for staying in Friday nights to watch Ghost Whisperer.
And the No. 1 reason Dave got married?
1. Was convinced that Spencer Pratt would throw a rad bachelor party.
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.
5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.
USA TODAY's Arienne Thompson also came up with The Top 10 Reasons Dave Got Hitched. Checkout the list below...
10. Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore and Julia Roberts were taken.
9. Needed second income after disastrous Bernie Madoff investment.
8. Felt the timing was right after sitting through repeated showings of I Love You, Man.
7. Was hoping Anoop 'Dogg' Desai would sing On The Wings Of Love during the ceremony.
6. Refused to be outdone by "antiques" Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis.
5. Got tired of signing permission slips "Baby Daddy."
4. Oprah agreed to officiate.
3. Was sick of kissing bandleader Paul Shaffer at the office Christmas party.
2. Wanted to be able to blame "the wife" for staying in Friday nights to watch Ghost Whisperer.
And the No. 1 reason Dave got married?
1. Was convinced that Spencer Pratt would throw a rad bachelor party.
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